Stoic Paddy hates Black Friday and you should too.
It is a feverish, zombie-esque act of worship to the all powerful consumer gods.
Stoic Paddy loves Terry Crews and you should too. His face alone can save you money and act as a protective spirit against the retarded masses of online shoppers.
A year ago a twitter user posted a tip that he printed a picture of the character Julius from Every Body Hates Chris (played by Crews).
He keeps the picture in his wallet so that every time he attempts to spend money he gets a strict look from a stern Julius.
Suffice to say Terry Crews being the absolute legend that he is, loved the idea and started to do it himself!
More, recently he has even given a lady in the States permission to use his image on her credit card to help her avoid making unnecessary purchases. Absolute hero.
So if you want to make big savings this Black Friday…
- Print the Julius picture
- Put it in your wallet in front of your cards.
- Don’t fucking buy anything.